That Last Post

Ok, I hope you all know I was just trying to be silly with that last post. Right??

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4 Responses to That Last Post

  1. Mathew says:

    Oh, so totally believed you were joking with that last post. uh huh.

    But look at it this way, you will also know that it was the other woman who made that mysterious smell before you!

  2. SAM says:

    Being the only male in the office, I have the same problem. But since I sign their paychecks… nothing is said.

  3. Mathew says:

    Sam’s comment reminded me that I am also the only male in an office of 9 people. There is only one toilet and it is unisex.

    It is also equipped with a water saving flush that never actually flushes anything down the drain.

    Often times the water is still a faint yellow colour. But I digress.

    This toilet is also very low to the ground, and I am very tall. Pee gains alot of speed as it flows down from such heights.

    As such, it sometimes splatters all over the floor, which is a black concrete that shines when wet.

    I know that if I aimed in the middle of the toilet water, i may avoid the floor splashes, but actually peeing in the water is very noisy and everyone in the office would be able to hear me pee and make comment on my flow.

    Fortunately, I have never come across any sour smells, and I don’t like to do anything but urinate in public toilets, so I have never made any sour smells… in public anyway.

  4. Nicole says:

    Wow, it’s good to know I’m not alone in bathroom dilemmas.

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